Romance Meter

Paste a song. The needle tells you how romantic it is. The needle has no qualifications and has never been in love.

Model RM‑1
Romance level meter ROMANCE 0 INERT — 100 INSUFFERABLE

Input — paste lyrics

0 words

This is a joke built out of word lists and arithmetic. It cannot hear the melody, which is where most of the romance actually lives. Disagreeing with it is the intended use.